worn / boyfriend jeans
it’s taken me nearly 34 years to get in touch with my “girly girl” side, as i’ve always been a bit of a tomboy – not wearing a lot of makeup, teetering on heels while other women glide gracefully, choosing pants over skirts. typically not one to use my sexuality as a weapon (bahaha!), I’m learning and i dig it. i’ve purchased more heels in the last year than ever in my life and i haven’t broken an ankle yet. sometimes i even wear matching bra and panties. i’m stepping up my lady-game and it’s giving me more confidence. then again, maybe that comes from age. but here’s the thing…just as i’m perfecting the swing in my hips and considering the idea of a brazilian wax (ouch!)… i slip on a pair of “boyfriend” jeans and wouldn’t you know it! they give me the appearance of a penis. huh. and now i’m thoroughly confused. ladies! i know i’m a little late to the party, but why are we wearing our boyfriend’s jeans?!
i guess that’s the thing about being a woman… even when we’re wearing penis jeans, all we have to do is throw on some sexy heels, pout our red lips, accessorize and… BOOM! – sexy.
ah, fashion…you will forever confuse and fascinate me.