worn / this giant scarf
ah, the giant blanket scarf. all the ladies are wearing them. i think they’re a bit obnoxious, so this is as big as i go. otherwise, i may as well just leave the house with an actual blanket around my shoulders. which would look silly. and all day i’d have to bark at people like – what?? i’m really cold, okay? geez.
also, there are so many ways to tie/drape/style these things. i don’t get it. i’ve attempted and failed multiple times. it’s pretty bad. so bad in fact, that at one point i got the scarf stuck in my hair (how??) and then punched myself in the face trying to unknot the damn thing! i should make a video – how not to tie a giant blanket scarf.
so basically i’m a two-trick pony… over the shoulders like a shawl or the loopty loop you see in photo 3.